Ugh!

Well children, that thing finally fell off.

You know... I did refuse to go to the doctor, but I was sure he couldn't help.

And sure enough last night it FELL OFF.

While I was asleep even, how simple was that.

I woke up... and there is was; lying on the floor.

The Cat was playing with it for awhile, but then it started twitching and scared the cat away.

I jarred it in formaldehyde and put it away around noon, but an hour later it absorbed all the formaldehyde and broke out of the jar. Now it is lost in the house somewhere. That little bustard couldn't have gone far.

Well at least I took pictures of it and showed to my doctor. He didn't have a name for it.

I wanted to go with the name KDB “Dead Kitten's in a Bucket”. But he wasn't GAME.

He said it had to be Latin or something. Like most scientific names.

So I said “How about “Felines Mortis en Bucketo”.

He said… “NO”

Well... once I find it I will be better off.